Mustaches are the ultimate accessory for mature people.
Listen up because I’m about to drop some knowledge.
Mustaches are not funny. Mustaches are not ironic.
If you are one of these frontin’ ass posers wearing an “ironic” mustache, you probably need to reevaluate your life, because you aren’t going to amount to anything (tip Lopo).
I know this because I respect the mustache, I look really good with one, not everyone does. Once again, it takes confidence to wear the mustache with the honor and pride it deserves.
To see what I mean, look at this archive of photos of me, looking great, as always, with a stache.
