Dragons and Chains
Ok, this is a bit of a “Hardlegger” look. I often dress in an outfit like this when I need to command lots of respect.
If you want people on the street to be intimidated by your style, you cannot beat a shirt with a dragon on it. And guess what you bastards, this shirt’s got TWO dragons on it. Twice the intimidation factor! People cross the street when I come walking down the sidewalk wearing this.
I’ve paired the dragon shirt with a sensible pair of Old Navy jeans, some nice Smith sunglasses, and a platinum chain with a $ sign on it. Actually, this chain is a plastic copy of the actual chain, which I keep in a safe deposit box. Can’t be too careful these days.